What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……
let us bow our heads
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
I think it means, though i may be wrong, that you gotta keep playing with it before you see results. Like…a rubiks cube
if people are gonna compare the clitoris to an 80s fad game, id go with simon: its very simple and you just do what it tells you
Can I just point out that a Rubik’s cube is incredibly simple to solve if you do five minutes of research and learn about it beforehand?
I myself am still a virgin, but based on the rest of this thread, and the fact that I at least TRY to learn my shit in preparation for it, it’s really not all that complicated to figure out.
Apologies if I said something stupid. Just let me know, and I’ll be sure to correct myself.
