KANAYA: You Are Now Seduced
So you guys know how Sylveons are predominantly male?
What if you were cuddling your Sylveon and you said:
"Who’s the cutest dragon killer?"
And it just looks you dead in the eye and says in the deepest silkiest most manly voice:
The dragons are now corpses!
i didn’t know i needed this so bad
oh my jeez
Holy shit, this was really good.
i have no explanation for this
Wait you forgot
just announced a new evolution
What a time to be alive, we got another new evolution for X and Y
How could you post fire and water without /him/.
Reblogging for nigel thornberry
Zemdelphos, on the topic of german pizza (via tacophilia)
IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE A REALLY BAD PICKUP LINE AT FIRST GLANCE
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